…Actually it’s a very happy story. 100 weeks later and now I’m here. At the brink of the end. Seven days and it’s back to home. I’m done, cooked, gone with the wind. I’ve bought the farm, kicked the bucket, passed over to the other side, bit the dust, given up the ghost, had my last dance. It’s been quite the ride. As expected I’ve had some of the greatest lows and the greatest highs of my life. Like Elder Holland I hope I’ll be able to say that I have been incredibly changed in my two years out.
This email I want to do something a bit different and share 101 of the lessons I’ve learned over the course of my mission. In no particular order.
1. God loves me!
2. Jesus Christ is the Son of God, the Only Begotten, and the Saviour and Redeemer of the world.
3. Their is such thing as the Holy Ghost
4. Their is power in priesthood blessings.
5. It doesn’t rain in the south of England every day. In fact theirs quite a bit of sun, especially in the summer time.
6. If there are some things you don’t buy cheaply it would be shoes, beds and cans of tomato soup.
7. Talking to people is way more fun if you love them.
8. The best sort of people are open minded people.
9. Your never happier than you are grateful.
10. People without purpose perish.
11. As you draw closer to Christ you will draw closer to those around you.
12. Nothing has more power to change no has changed so much as Jesus Christ’s Atonement.
13. D&C 90:24
14. Keep the commandments and you will prosper.
15. We shouldn’t endure to the end but enjoy to the end.
16. You can’t say to a fire “give me heat and I will give you wood.” In the same way we cannot say give me the blessings and I will keep the commandments.
17. There are patterns in all things.
18. God has a great sense of humour.
19. Songs have real power.
20. False doctrine is taught far more in church than some might think. The vast majority is accidental however.
21. Testimonies cease to be testimonies if we have any other motive than to share what we know to be true.
22. Kirkland Signature pancake mix is the best food for having people over in the morning.
23. England’s goal is to make everything as inconvenient as possible. Especially for drivers.
24. They build brick buildings over here because wooden buildings would rot too quickly.
25. The English Countryside is beautiful, if you can see past the hedges that are absolutely everywhere.
26. In England you can say damn and hell but not bummer or fanny.
27. DA means dinner appointment, ZL means zone leader, and b-dates are for baptisms, not birthdays.
28. If you exercise enough to make you sweat it will make you happier and put you in a more positive mood.
29. Mixer taps are the best thing ever rather than a separate one for hot and cold water.
30. You need more than a light sweater to handle English weather.
31. Miracles happen according to our faith and our diligence.
32. Never tell a depressed person to simply buck up and get on with things.
33. Anything worth having takes effort and time.
34. Better to use an Oxford comma to provide clarity than to not use one.
35. Cornish pasties are crimped along the side while Devon pasties are crimped along the top.
36. You find what you seek.
37. You can give your blessings from heaven to other people.
38. English chocolate isn’t even too much better. What you really want is the high quality specialty chocolates.
39. You never know if you pronounce the name of a place correct until you hear a local say it. But even then you don’t know what the name is because their accent is so different.
40. Their are an infinite amount of roads named “London Road”
41. Sunday roasts are only slightly against the sabbath day.
42. Always accept someone’s kindness.
43. Hygiene brings forth the blessings of heaven.
44. You have to wait for everyone to receive their dessert before your allowed to eat yours.
45. To make good rice for 2 hungry people turn the stove on to max, put a small pot on and pour in one cup of rice to two cups of boiling water. Cover and let the water come to a boil again and stir after a minute. Re-cover and turn the temperature down to a simmer. After most water has been absorbed or boiled off remove cover, stir, and leave until not soggy. If rice is still tough add a small amount of hot water.
46. Remind those about to be baptised to wear white underwear.
47. It is never good to film in vertical or portrait mode. Horizontal or landscape is a must.
48. If it’s broke turn it on and off again.
49. If you don’t want to pray, that’s when you pray until you do.
50. If you want to be able to direct traffic, go into any construction site or pretty much do anything where you need to be “authorised” simply wear a high-vis jacket and you’ll be alright.
51. The four things that will keep you on the covenant path simply are reading the scriptures, Ernest prayer, selfless service, and continuing obedience.
52. We are all loved by God equally but not everyone is trusted by God equally.
53. The more righteous we are the less we need the spirit.
54. You can get bitter or get better.
55. There is no such thing as predestination and even though God might already know what we will do we must still prove it to ourselves.
56. The thing that will strike us the most about the afterlife won’t be who is there or what it’s like. Rather it will be the surprise we have when we see our Heavenly Father’s face and remember just how much we loved him.
57. You don’t need to know everything to know enough.
58. If you feel like going less active as yourself. “To who shall you go?” Where else will you find the blessing of the church?
59. Polished shoes make a difference.
60. Be obedient and look for the blessings rather than excuses not to.
61. Our Heavenly Father is kind enough to give us snippets of what he sees.
62. Patriarchal blessings truly are from a loving Heavenly Father.
63. The best thing a husband can do for his children is to love their mother.
64. Faith is action, fear is inaction
65. Always set expectations and always extend commitments.
66. Their are good days and bad days. Good days are when you walk with God, bad days are when you don’t.
67. When parking a car, your further than you think you are from everything.
68. Lemon squash and summer fruits squash makes an excellent pink lemonade.
69. You are a hero for someone.
70. Smiling makes the days go faster.
71. If someone says “you alright?” They don’t expect a response.
72. The best thing you can do to help someone is to give them the restored gospel. Unless they need urgent medical attention.
73. Don’t do drugs.
74. If in doubt, hold a meeting.
75. You can work out to Mormon Tabernacle Choir
76. If you peal the outermost leaves of a head of lettuce it will stay good for a day or two more.
77. Know your neighbours.
78. Knocking at 8 pm Sunday night in the rain makes you look sketchy.
79. Crockpots are amazing.
80. England has way better internet.
81. There is such thing as evening and daytime as well as seasonal perfumes.
82. Eye contact in conversation does a ton for people’s perception of you.
83. Mary Magdalene could totally have been Christ’s wife.
84. There are three versions of the restoration movie. One from Lucy Mack Smith, another from Emma Hale Smith, and another from the view of a convert. All are slightly different.
85. Singing hymns fixes a whole host of problems.
86. Muslim people are pretty neat.
87. Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
88. Kangaroos lick their forearms so their spit absorbs the heat from their blood vessels and then evaporates off, helping them to cool down. You can do the same. It’s better though if you just run your wrists under cold water for a minute.
89. Keeping a dream journal helps you lucid dream more.
90. The way to be happy is to choose to be and to keep the commandments.
91. All swans on the Thames river belong to the queen.
92. If the Book of Mormon is true than Joseph Smith was a prophet and the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints is God’s true church on the earth.
93. We should all be striving for our calling and election.
94. The best kind of curry is the Makhani one. Unless you like it spicy.
95. The Confrence version of “Let Us All Press On” is the most quality hymn in the history of hymns. possibly ever.
96. English people’s favourite question is “What do you think of Trump?”
97. It’s better to say thank you than to say sorry.
98. Hotdogs are just as good coming from tin cans.
99. Nando’s is overpriced.
100. Central heating is better than radiators.
101. The mission is worth it!
It’s been a good two years. Thanks for making it even better with you emails, prayers, love, and faith! I’ll see most of you very soon and other in the not too distant future.